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Alphi's Annoying Me
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Alphi's Annoying Me

weights or no weights?... that is the question.

ReV R.
ReV R.· Jun 2025
1athletes running this program
Free on iOS & Android

Overview

Length
8 weeks
Days / week
3 days
Level
Beginner
Goal
Bodyweight Fitness, Women's, Muscle
Equipment
At Home
Session length
40 min
Built momentum one there is none

Who it's for

Beginners new to structured strength training
Athletes focused on building muscle size
Athletes who can train 3 days per week
Athletes who prefer training at home with minimal equipment

Muscle engagement

Front
Back
Abs
25.6%
Chest
13.9%
Triceps
11.4%
Other
9.8%
Quadriceps
9.7%
Glutes
7.4%
Front Delts
7%
Stretching
5.9%
Hamstrings
4.7%
Adductors
1.9%
Forearms
1.2%
Abductors
0.7%
Middle Delts
0.5%
Rear Delts
0.2%
Week 1 Workouts
#ExerciseSetsReps
1Walking Lunge412 reps
2Cossack Squat (Bodyweight)410 reps
3Tricep Dip (Bodyweight)415 reps
4Oblique Crunch410 reps
#ExerciseSetsReps
1Walking Calf Raise415 reps
2Side Plank320 reps
3Lunge (Bodyweight)415 reps
490/90 Hip Flow412 reps
5Elevated Pigeon Stretch12 min
6Couch Stretch with Reachovers12 reps
7World's Greatest Stretch12 min
#ExerciseSetsReps
1Supine Spinal Twist Stretch11 min
2Dead Bug315 reps
3Plank22 min
21 min
4Burpee (No Push Up)415 reps
5Skater Hop416 reps
6Bulgarian Split Squat (Bodyweight)420 reps

Weeks 2–8 are in the app

Download Boostcamp to follow the full program with auto-progression and built-in coaching notes.

Common questions

Yes, Alphi's Annoying Me is completely free to follow on Boostcamp. Download the app on iOS or Android, find the program, and start your first workout immediately. All 8 weeks are fully unlocked.

This is a home workout program. No gym required. Make sure you have consistent access before starting, since the progression model assumes you can perform the same movements week over week.

Each session typically takes around 40 minutes to complete. That estimate covers your working sets but doesn't account for warm-up or rest between sets, so budget a little extra time when you're first learning the movements.

Alphi's Annoying Me is structured around 3 training days per week, with rest days built in to allow for recovery. The Boostcamp app lets you reschedule sessions if your week doesn't go to plan.

The program runs for 8 weeks. The structure is designed so that each week builds on the last, with weights, volume, or intensity progressively increasing as you go.

Alphi's Annoying Me is available inside the Boostcamp app, free on iOS and Android. Once you download the app, you can search for the program by name. The app tracks all your sets and weights automatically, so you always know exactly what to do next session.

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