Program Description
The entire reason this program exists is simple: To take an intermediate lifter who only has a Planet Fitness Black Card and turn him (or her) into an absolute walking cartoon in 16 weeks: a thick-as-hell back that looks like a topographical map of the Himalayas, a chest that sits on a shelf, traps that touch the ears, 3D cannonball shoulders from every angle, arms that stretch sleeves, and legs that finally match the upper-body freak show, all while keeping the waist tight and athletic. This is NOT a “get toned,” “feel-good,” or “general fitness” routine. This is a calculated, science-based, upper-body specialization assault that weaponizes every Smith machine, cable stack, Hammer Strength plate, and dumbbell in the building to force-feed maximum hypertrophy into the exact muscles that make you look jacked in (and out of) clothes. Lower body is trained hard enough to build real size and a glute/erector shelf that makes your waist look tiny and your back look even denser, but never so much that it steals recovery from the real priority: building the most head-turning, intimidating, T-shirt-destroying upper body possible with commercial-gym equipment. In 16 weeks you will not “make decent progress.” You will get stupidly, undeniably, cartoonishly thick from collarbone to elbow, and thick from hip to knee. That is the entire purpose. Everything else is noise.
Program Overview
- LevelBeginner, Novice, Intermediate, Advanced
- GoalBodybuilding, Muscle & Sculpting
- EquipmentFull Gym
- Program Length16 weeks
- Time Per Workout70 minutes
- CreatedNov 23, 2025 09:31
- Last EditedDec 01, 2025 03:30
