Alchemical Secrets: Bench Press of Thule
Excruciatingly ironpilled short term bodybuilding program to help you catch up on the presses
Overview
Who it's for
Muscle engagement
| # | Exercise | Sets | Reps | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bench Press (Barbell) | 1 | 8 reps | 65% |
| 2 | 6 reps | 75% | ||
| 3 | 4 reps | 85% | ||
| 1 | 5 reps | 80% | ||
| 1 | 7 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 9 reps | 65% | ||
| 2 | Overhead Press (Barbell) | 1 | 6 reps | 50% |
| 1 | 5 reps | 60% | ||
| 1 | 3 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 5 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 7 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 4 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 6 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 8 reps | 70% | ||
| 3 | Lateral Raise (Dumbbell) | 2 | 12 reps | — |
| 4 | Pull-Up (Neutral Grip, Weighted) | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 5 | V-Handle Tricep Pushdown (Cable) | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 6 | Seated Wide-Grip Row (Cable) | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 7 | Incline Curl (Dumbbell) | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 8 | Hammer Curl | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| # | Exercise | Sets | Reps |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Face Pull | 4 | 12 reps |
| 2 | Power Shrug | 4 | 10 reps |
| 3 | Squat (Barbell) | 3 | 10 reps |
| 4 | Romanian Deadlift (Barbell) | 3 | 10 reps |
| 5 | Single Leg Calf Raise | 4 | 12 reps |
| # | Exercise | Sets | Reps | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bench Press (Barbell) | 1 | 8 reps | 65% |
| 2 | 6 reps | 75% | ||
| 3 | 4 reps | 85% | ||
| 1 | 5 reps | 80% | ||
| 1 | 7 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 9 reps | 65% | ||
| 2 | Overhead Press (Barbell) | 1 | 6 reps | 50% |
| 1 | 5 reps | 60% | ||
| 1 | 3 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 5 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 7 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 4 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 6 reps | 70% | ||
| 1 | 8 reps | 70% | ||
| 3 | Lateral Raise (Dumbbell) | 2 | 12 reps | — |
| 4 | Pull-Up (Weighted) | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 5 | Pec Deck (Machine) | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 6 | Kroc Row | 2 | 10 reps | — |
| 7 | Bicep Curl (Barbell) | 3 | 10 reps | — |
| # | Exercise | Sets | Reps |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Power Shrug | 3 | 10 reps |
| 2 | Deadlift (Barbell) | 3 | 10 reps |
| 3 | Leg Extension | 4 | 12 reps |
| 4 | Single Leg Calf Raise | 3 | 12 reps |
| 5 | Reverse Bicep Curl (EZ Bar) | 4 | 12 reps |
| 6 | Roman Chair Sit Up | 3 | 6 reps |
Weeks 2–10 are in the app
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Common questions
Yes, Alchemical Secrets: Bench Press of Thule is completely free to follow on Boostcamp. Download the app on iOS or Android, find the program, and start your first workout immediately. All 10 weeks are fully unlocked.
This program is built around a full gym. Make sure you have consistent access before starting, since the progression model assumes you can perform the same movements week over week.
Each session typically takes around 60 minutes to complete. That estimate covers your working sets but doesn't account for warm-up or rest between sets, so budget a little extra time when you're first learning the movements.
Alchemical Secrets: Bench Press of Thule is structured around 4 training days per week, with rest days built in to allow for recovery. The Boostcamp app lets you reschedule sessions if your week doesn't go to plan.
The program runs for 10 weeks. The structure is designed so that each week builds on the last, with weights, volume, or intensity progressively increasing as you go.
Alchemical Secrets: Bench Press of Thule is available inside the Boostcamp app, free on iOS and Android. Once you download the app, you can search for the program by name. The app tracks all your sets and weights automatically, so you always know exactly what to do next session.
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